You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
