oh god the rape fog is back!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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