Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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