She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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