Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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