I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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