I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
your room smells of hookers.
And success
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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