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• (480): View more from Arizona

  just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.

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  i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.

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  k i'll be over in 5.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray

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• (510): View more from California

  JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...

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