Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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