Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Are we still banned from the library?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize