Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
