Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
