the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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