so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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