If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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