I wanna passion pit in your ass
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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