their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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