i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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