you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
birth control should be required to get into college
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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