Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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