She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
