y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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