they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's blow job season.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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