where does the pee come out of this thing
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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