My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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