what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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