I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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