After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Found the puke drawer
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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