I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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