I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have feelings that need drinking.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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