I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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