I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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