That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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