They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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