I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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