Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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