He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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