laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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