So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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