i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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