So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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