Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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