Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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