Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She told me I should be a condom model.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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