I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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