Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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