these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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