we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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