You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I want is dick and wine.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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