Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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