She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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