Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I love having hate sex.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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