walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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